And so it goes...

still waiting for my hoverboard...

Thursday, June 17, 2010

Saki it to me... Or... How hot can an iPhone get in the Arizona sun?

Thursday night and I am celebrating.

Celebrating what? you ask, Oh nothing in particular, just loving life.

In the back of my mind grapes, tickling my cortexes, corti? is the fact that the last night I worked, regardless of how loud my dogs were barking, which is quite loud as I'm pretty sure at least two toes on my left foot are broke.  but I witnessed something that to this day pleases me to an extent that I refuse to acknowledge pain.

I worked the door shift which means that After we close at the theatre I stick around to clear everyone out of their respective movies.  Its a suck shift but in between what we call "exit greets" see also "have a great night, thanks for coming." I will listen to podcasts via iPhone.  The only real issuew I have is that I get done at 1:20 in the AM and then I must exit the building to go home.  I am quite rape-able so I always feel weird upon exiting but thats unrelated.  I want to mention that when exit greeting The Karate Kid someone said, "Wow, didn't think they could re-boot 3 Ninjas."

Tis pleased me to the point that my corti rolodexed to 3 Ninjas and I thought to myself Rocky Loves Emily.  I was pleased.  Made the night worth it,  even managed to erase the fact that the Karate Kid defeated his foe with a reverse Guile which was sooooo ridiculous that I spelled so with an extra four os.  Not epic at all, not something that his generation can duplicate.  It really failed as far as iconic moves go.

The most iconic thing about that movie was Jackie "GOD" Chan doing exploder.

Where was I,

Oh yes, so my phone just up and dies.

I rely on my phone for so much.  weather, internet, the Jack Johnson music catalog. It really is my best friend, but best friends should not die on you just ask My Girl.

But my phone/lifeline did.  I took  it to apple store to sort out.  They performed cpr r whatever to make it work.  They ran diagnostics and i panicked a bit as i did have beer spilled on it a few times.  Lo and behold the diagnostic check revealed that there were temperature warnings, plural.

The genius bar girl with the shining eyes told me my phone reached temperatures of 144 degrees.  I said "oh wow, you know I did leave it out while I was playing with the dawgs the other day and got a warning.

Her response "well it happened twice each time for 16 minutes"

I was surprised that they could be so exact, but the silver lining is that i had some warranty left, six days in fact, and I got a new phone.

Also good news is the fact that the apple store is quite close to the booze store.  One bottle of saki later and I share my story with you all in the world.

one sec, gotta put my chicken nuggets in the oven...

i cannot wait to eat them nuggets.

I seriously have nothing much left to add to the days observations and proceedings.

I just want to send shout outs to Mia as she is the sunshine of my life and I hope we get to hang out again soon to swim or play barbies or some such awesomeness.

My heart is sooooo full of love for that kid that I add an extra 4 o's .

I will be back.  16% alcohol by volume won't hold me down.

Nothing but love. L-O-V-E.

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